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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 18, 2017 18:50:00 GMT
Just told the boy (4yo) that I'm setting off to London tonight.... "I hope you don't get bombed daddy"  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 19, 2017 15:32:13 GMT
"Daddy, why hasn't Mark Hughes fucked off yet?"
"I just don't know son, I just don't know."
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Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 19, 2017 23:42:27 GMT
Just told the boy (4yo) that I'm setting off to Brighton tonight.... "I hope you don't get bummed daddy" ..... |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 20, 2017 8:14:35 GMT
That's a stupid question, why does the kid think he's going to Brighton??
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 23, 2017 21:52:42 GMT
The boy asked if we can set the "electric scales" up   |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 27, 2017 22:09:16 GMT
Not so much a question, but a statement from the boy...
"I am a rectangle"
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Post by Northy on Dec 28, 2017 8:36:46 GMT
can you leave a light on, I'll be in about 4AM?  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 28, 2017 18:07:27 GMT
can you leave a light on, I'll be in about 4AM? Fuck that! Get her a torch, a bag of carrots or a pair of bollocks! |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 28, 2017 20:42:11 GMT
can you leave a light on, I'll be in about 4AM? Fuck that! Get her a torch, a bag of carrots or a pair of bollocks! I'd imagine it's at least one pair of bollocks that have kept her out until 4am! |
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Post by Northy on Dec 28, 2017 20:47:28 GMT
can you leave a light on, I'll be in about 4AM? Fuck that! Get her a torch, a bag of carrots or a pair of bollocks! it's a him |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 28, 2017 21:44:54 GMT
Fuck that! Get her a torch, a bag of carrots or a pair of bollocks! it's a him Thought you had a daughter?... definitely turn the lights off then! |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 29, 2017 3:46:26 GMT
Thought you had a daughter?... definitely turn the lights off then! Should have realised it was the boy, he doesn't post about the daughter - only her nubile young friends. She's obviously got bigger bollocks. |
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Post by Northy on Dec 29, 2017 7:57:51 GMT
Thought you had a daughter?... definitely turn the lights off then! 2 sons and a daughter |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 12, 2018 21:12:06 GMT
when opening the front door this morning, and very much out of the blue, the boy stated...
"good news daddy..... your car hasn't been stolen"
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Post by KernowS on Jan 12, 2018 22:37:20 GMT
This summer I was down at the beach one day. There was a family sitting there enjoying their day and I heard their little boy say "Mummy, do people live in Cornwall?"
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jan 13, 2018 12:17:51 GMT
when opening the front door this morning, and very much out of the blue, the boy stated... "good news daddy..... your car hasn't been stolen" He is absolutely spot on, again. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 13, 2018 13:04:05 GMT
My son " it's dads birthday soon, lets make him a cake in the shape of a drowning old man"
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 13, 2018 23:36:13 GMT
Forgot this one....
Took him Newcastle game and was telling him the players names etc before the game; told him the number 6 is named Zouma, top of his voice with pointy finger, in a quiet but packed stand...
"the brown one daddy?"
We now have a guineapig called zouma and you'll never guess what colour he is!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 14, 2018 0:17:00 GMT
Quite proud of the lad, he may be an autistic 6 year old trapped in a 12 year olds body but today his CD collection was swelled by him buying "Music for Airports" by Brian Eno meaning he now owns a cooler cd than any I have ever bought , grrr
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 21, 2018 21:29:44 GMT
"Daddy, can you buy me a recorder please?".... "and a balaclava" |
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