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Post by Northy on Mar 6, 2018 15:57:16 GMT
stevenage tomorrow and Thursday, and next week I'm really living it up. 1 night in basingstoke 1 in Bracknell 2 in Stevenage
I can't wait for the views of tumbleweed rolling across the town centres, bumping into druggies, drunks and homeless people
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 6, 2018 22:17:59 GMT
Yes, but in the latter 2 you can hear real people having sex through the paper thin walls so you don't need it. Had that one time in a premier Inn and she was a giggler, imagine some bird laughing when you are trying to do the business ! id just be gratefull of some bird whilst im trying to do the business
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 6, 2018 22:19:32 GMT
stevenage tomorrow and Thursday, and next week I'm really living it up. 1 night in basingstoke 1 in Bracknell 2 in Stevenage I can't wait for the views of tumbleweed rolling across the town centres, bumping into druggies, drunks and homeless people at least you've dodged luton; id rather work in Ethiopia.
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Post by Northy on Mar 6, 2018 22:28:39 GMT
my lads room in a b&b in lymington this week, the angel and blue pig, far better than where he lives in witney in a shared house.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 11, 2018 22:40:17 GMT
Stopping in a place in London tonight (Antigillican "hotel") wher I'm genuinely concerened for my personal safety, the threat of fire and it will be a fucking miracle if my car is intact in the morning. I've barricaded the door with the furniture and am sleeping with my knife. It's been a pleasure knowing you all
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Post by Northy on Mar 12, 2018 11:37:15 GMT
Stopping in a place in London tonight (Antigillican "hotel") wher I'm genuinely concerened for my personal safety, the threat of fire and it will be a fucking miracle if my car is intact in the morning. I've barricaded the door with the furniture and am sleeping with my knife. It's been a pleasure knowing you all did you make it through the night ? looks fine, near to Charlton's ground, what's not to like www.antigallicanhotel.com/facilities.htmlHoliday Inn, Basingstoke, tonight for me. No gym or pool
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 12, 2018 22:50:24 GMT
Survived, as did my car. Fucking never again, I've stopped in some shit holes but this took the piss. More of a hostel than a hotel, and a wank one at that (not that I've stayed in many hostels). Wednesdays looks much more palatable... www.tollgateinn.co.uk/index.html
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Post by Northy on Mar 13, 2018 7:10:20 GMT
Survived, as did my car. Fucking never again, I've stopped in some shit holes but this took the piss. More of a hostel than a hotel, and a wank one at that (not that I've stayed in many hostels). Wednesdays looks much more palatable... www.tollgateinn.co.uk/index.htmlcant you do air b&b, my lads in a great one this week near lakenheath in suffolk. if he survives that is. UXO surveying again.
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Post by Northy on Apr 6, 2018 14:10:50 GMT
a night in Ilford/Romford next week, I won't be leaving the building, probably get stabbed to death.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 12, 2018 23:00:22 GMT
stopped in some right shit holes lately.
always try to use smaller indy places but very hit & miss. last one was horrific.... bar full of drunks (6pm), chalet accommodation, needed a refurb back in '78, selection of shop coathangers, tiny sink, no toiletries, shower cubicle you cant bend down in, selotape remote. good breaky thoug and all for £45!
Got 3 nights away next week and i'm going to push the boat out
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Post by Northy on Apr 16, 2018 8:50:18 GMT
stopped in some right shit holes lately. always try to use smaller indy places but very hit & miss. last one was horrific.... bar full of drunks (6pm), chalet accommodation, needed a refurb back in '78, selection of shop coathangers, tiny sink, no toiletries, shower cubicle you cant bend down in, selotape remote. good breaky thoug and all for £45! Got 3 nights away next week and i'm going to push the boat out so you are staying in a boat that has been beached onto the bank with all the recent flooding
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Post by Northy on May 4, 2018 12:05:22 GMT
In my normal hotel in Stevenage last couple of nights, last night had the chilli and a couple of pints watching the footy, off to bed and then wake up about 3 this morning, hot sweaty and then off to the bathroom shtiting and spewing for an hour.
They knocked the meal and drinks off the bill !
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Post by Dharma Bum on May 4, 2018 22:16:34 GMT
landed at my "hotel" (I use the term loosely) and the bathroom is <1m wide and approx. 2.5m long... that's what you get for £45 / night near London! Less than a quater of bog roll in the room too; the morning shit will be interesting and I certaily i wouldnt want to be the hand-towel at around 7am... Bit late to the party here, Jonesy, but wouldn’t you just have your shite and then hose yourself off, using the shower as a sort of premium bidet?
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 10, 2018 11:28:29 GMT
stopped in some right shit holes lately. always try to use smaller indy places but very hit & miss. last one was horrific.... bar full of drunks (6pm), chalet accommodation, needed a refurb back in '78, selection of shop coathangers, tiny sink, no toiletries, shower cubicle you cant bend down in, selotape remote. good breaky thoug and all for £45! Got 3 nights away next week and i'm going to push the boat out Why do you need to bend over in the shower cubicle? ??
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Post by danceswithclams on May 20, 2018 23:16:58 GMT
Solihull Premier Inn for a work thing on Friday and Saturday.
It was shit and Lenny Henry wasn't even there.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 23, 2018 12:23:10 GMT
For some odd reason, my avatar has reappeared!!!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on May 30, 2018 17:10:44 GMT
Travellodge tonight, fucking hate them!
Even worse, I'm in middlesborough; looks like a right shit hole from my bird poo-stained window; don't think i'll be venturing out.
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Post by Northy on Jun 1, 2018 13:17:16 GMT
Travellodge tonight, fucking hate them! Even worse, I'm in middlesborough; looks like a right shit hole from my bird poo-stained window; don't think i'll be venturing out. My normal one in Stevenage had a fat family in being a pain in the arse, and dad had an Arsenal top on, afew other rugrats running about as well, fook off this is a bar not a play school. Hate school holidays when Im working away.
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Post by Northy on Jun 1, 2018 13:26:04 GMT
Walked to the bank in Stevenage and saw fit polish bird receptionist walking alongside older slightly podgy with greying hair English guy who works there, mainly late shift/nights, I mentioned it to fat spanish bird receptionist later on in the bar and she said theyve been a couple for a year.
1. Deleted her out of my wank bank knowing he goes there. 2. Well done bloke, punching way above.
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Post by Northy on Jun 1, 2018 13:26:39 GMT
Travellodge tonight, fucking hate them! Even worse, I'm in middlesborough; looks like a right shit hole from my bird poo-stained window; don't think i'll be venturing out. Have a few beers in the bar and start singing, boro's a shithole I wanna go home.
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