the 1863 hotel thread

[Northy]

stevenage tomorrow and Thursday, and next week I'm really living it up.
1 night in basingstoke
1 in Bracknell
2 in Stevenage

I can't wait for the views of tumbleweed rolling across the town centres, bumping into druggies, drunks and homeless people

[JonesInAMillion]

Mar 6, 2018 15:55:36 GMT Northy said:

Mar 6, 2018 14:15:20 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth said:

Yes, but in the latter 2 you can hear real people having sex through the paper thin walls so you don't need it.

Had that one time in a premier Inn and she was a giggler, imagine some bird laughing when you are trying to do the business !

id just be gratefull of some bird whilst im trying to do the business

[JonesInAMillion]

Mar 6, 2018 15:57:16 GMT Northy said:

stevenage tomorrow and Thursday, and next week I'm really living it up.
1 night in basingstoke
1 in Bracknell
2 in Stevenage

I can't wait for the views of tumbleweed rolling across the town centres, bumping into druggies, drunks and homeless people

at least you've dodged luton; id rather work in Ethiopia.

[Northy]

my lads room in a b&b in lymington this week, the angel and blue pig, far better than where he lives in witney in a shared house.

[JonesInAMillion]

Stopping in a place in London tonight (Antigillican "hotel") wher I'm genuinely concerened for my personal safety, the threat of fire and it will be a fucking miracle if my car is intact in the morning.

I've barricaded the door with the furniture and am sleeping with my knife.

It's been a pleasure knowing you all

[Northy]

Mar 11, 2018 22:40:17 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

Stopping in a place in London tonight (Antigillican "hotel") wher I'm genuinely concerened for my personal safety, the threat of fire and it will be a fucking miracle if my car is intact in the morning.

I've barricaded the door with the furniture and am sleeping with my knife.

It's been a pleasure knowing you all

did you make it through the night ?

looks fine, near to Charlton's ground, what's not to like

www.antigallicanhotel.com/facilities.html



Holiday Inn, Basingstoke, tonight for me. No gym or pool

[JonesInAMillion]

Survived, as did my car.

Fucking never again, I've stopped in some shit holes but this took the piss.

More of a hostel than a hotel, and a wank one at that (not that I've stayed in many hostels).

Wednesdays looks much more palatable...

www.tollgateinn.co.uk/index.html

[Northy]

Mar 12, 2018 22:50:24 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

Survived, as did my car.

Fucking never again, I've stopped in some shit holes but this took the piss.

More of a hostel than a hotel, and a wank one at that (not that I've stayed in many hostels).

Wednesdays looks much more palatable...

www.tollgateinn.co.uk/index.html

cant you do air b&b, my lads in a great one this week near lakenheath in suffolk.
if he survives that is.
UXO surveying again.

[Northy]

a night in Ilford/Romford next week, I won't be leaving the building, probably get stabbed to death.

[JonesInAMillion]

stopped in some right shit holes lately.

always try to use smaller indy places but very hit & miss. last one was horrific.... bar full of drunks (6pm), chalet accommodation, needed a refurb back in '78, selection of shop coathangers, tiny sink, no toiletries, shower cubicle you cant bend down in, selotape remote. good breaky thoug and all for £45!

Got 3 nights away next week and i'm going to push the boat out

[Northy]

Apr 12, 2018 23:00:22 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

stopped in some right shit holes lately.

always try to use smaller indy places but very hit & miss. last one was horrific.... bar full of drunks (6pm), chalet accommodation, needed a refurb back in '78, selection of shop coathangers, tiny sink, no toiletries, shower cubicle you cant bend down in, selotape remote. good breaky thoug and all for £45!

Got 3 nights away next week and i'm going to push the boat out

so you are staying in a boat that has been beached onto the bank with all the recent flooding

[Northy]

In my normal hotel in Stevenage last couple of nights, last night had the chilli and a couple of pints watching the footy, off to bed and then wake up about 3 this morning, hot sweaty and then off to the bathroom shtiting and spewing for an hour.

They knocked the meal and drinks off the bill !

[Dharma Bum]

Mar 5, 2018 23:26:45 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

landed at my "hotel" (I use the term loosely) and the bathroom is <1m wide and approx. 2.5m long... that's what you get for £45 / night near London!

Less than a quater of bog roll in the room too; the morning shit will be interesting and I certaily i wouldnt want to be the hand-towel at around 7am...

Bit late to the party here, Jonesy, but wouldn’t you just have your shite and then hose yourself off, using the shower as a sort of premium bidet?

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Apr 12, 2018 23:00:22 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

stopped in some right shit holes lately.

always try to use smaller indy places but very hit & miss. last one was horrific.... bar full of drunks (6pm), chalet accommodation, needed a refurb back in '78, selection of shop coathangers, tiny sink, no toiletries, shower cubicle you cant bend down in, selotape remote. good breaky thoug and all for £45!

Got 3 nights away next week and i'm going to push the boat out

Why do you need to bend over in the shower cubicle???

[danceswithclams]

Solihull Premier Inn for a work thing on Friday and Saturday.

It was shit and Lenny Henry wasn't even there.

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

For some odd reason, my avatar has reappeared!!!

[JonesInAMillion]

Travellodge tonight, fucking hate them!

Even worse, I'm in middlesborough; looks like a right shit hole from my bird poo-stained window; don't think i'll be venturing out.

[Northy]

May 30, 2018 17:10:44 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

Travellodge tonight, fucking hate them!

Even worse, I'm in middlesborough; looks like a right shit hole from my bird poo-stained window; don't think i'll be venturing out.

My normal one in Stevenage had a fat family in being a pain in the arse, and dad had an Arsenal top on, afew other rugrats running about as well, fook off this is a bar not a play school. Hate school holidays when Im working away.

[Northy]

Walked to the bank in Stevenage and saw fit polish bird receptionist walking alongside older slightly podgy with greying hair English guy who works there, mainly late shift/nights, I mentioned it to fat spanish bird receptionist later on in the bar and she said theyve been a couple for a year.

1. Deleted her out of my wank bank knowing he goes there.
2. Well done bloke, punching way above.

[Northy]

May 30, 2018 17:10:44 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

Travellodge tonight, fucking hate them!

Even worse, I'm in middlesborough; looks like a right shit hole from my bird poo-stained window; don't think i'll be venturing out.

Have a few beers in the bar and start singing, boro's a shithole I wanna go home.