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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 13, 2018 21:30:50 GMT
Yeah, serves em right for inflexible early check in
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Feb 13, 2018 22:21:43 GMT
I'm 49 and I still find staying in a hotel for work vaguely exciting. I always ensure where possible I get there early enough for a couple of beer, a wank and a snooze before dinner. What a lovely way to live your life. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 14, 2018 0:05:49 GMT
I'm 49 and I still find staying in a hotel for work vaguely exciting. I always ensure where possible I get there early enough for a couple of beer, a wank and a snooze before dinner. Dont we all? The hotel internet "porn wall" is fast becoming an issue though. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 14, 2018 0:08:22 GMT
Generallly don't like modern hotels but was impressed with the Hampton (Hilton) Corby.
Free cooked breaky, nice rooms, easy (but pornless) free hot drinks in the "lounge" and cracking fanny manning the desk; I was also lucky enough to get a parking spot under a carport type thing with LED lights which served well to keep my screen clear in a heavy frost.
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Post by Northy on Feb 20, 2018 10:59:30 GMT
went out for a run on saturday morning, left the room key with the recptionist, when i came back she looked at me and said 'oh, I thought you were checking out and I've checked you out' yes, I always do that in shorts and trainers !
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 20, 2018 15:46:32 GMT
My hotel right next to Eu commission enabling me to have a much needed lunchtime powernap, the yapping is now into the 9th hour
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 20, 2018 22:02:18 GMT
Weds & thurs night will be spent here... www.clarendonhotel.com/Its quite OK (a bit like one of those Llandudno old people coach holiday hotels) and unbelievable that you can see so much green space literally 1 mile from the isle of dogs. Good boozer just round the corer too. |
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Post by Northy on Feb 21, 2018 13:04:59 GMT
Weds & thurs night will be spent here... www.clarendonhotel.com/Its quite OK (a bit like one of those Llandudno old people coach holiday hotels) and unbelievable that you can see so much green space literally 1 mile from the isle of dogs. Good boozer just round the corer too. Looks fine, that's the London Marathon starting area isn't it ? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 21, 2018 15:13:18 GMT
Weds & thurs night will be spent here... www.clarendonhotel.com/Its quite OK (a bit like one of those Llandudno old people coach holiday hotels) and unbelievable that you can see so much green space literally 1 mile from the isle of dogs. Good boozer just round the corer too. That pub is v popular with oil explorers, apple pie makers and tunnel construction people apparently |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 21, 2018 21:38:42 GMT
Weds & thurs night will be spent here... www.clarendonhotel.com/Its quite OK (a bit like one of those Llandudno old people coach holiday hotels) and unbelievable that you can see so much green space literally 1 mile from the isle of dogs. Good boozer just round the corer too. Looks fine, that's the London Marathon starting area isn't it ? fuck knows tbh... A - its dark B - i dont like running i'll ecplore tomorrow |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 23, 2018 13:37:08 GMT
Weds & thurs night will be spent here... www.clarendonhotel.com/Its quite OK (a bit like one of those Llandudno old people coach holiday hotels) and unbelievable that you can see so much green space literally 1 mile from the isle of dogs. Good boozer just round the corer too. That pub is v popular with oil explorers, apple pie makers and tunnel construction people apparently Too clever for you cunts 😕😕 |
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Post by Northy on Feb 23, 2018 16:27:37 GMT
That pub is v popular with oil explorers, apple pie makers and tunnel construction people apparently Too clever for you cunts 😕😕 yep, I'll think about it later |
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Post by happycarrot on Feb 24, 2018 18:21:46 GMT
That pub is v popular with oil explorers, apple pie makers and tunnel construction people apparently Too clever for you cunts 😕😕 The Village People? One was a construction dude, one an oil finding bloke and the other baked fruity pies. The Indian and Cowboy I take it go to a different pub, possibly a Wild West themed one for bottom people |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 1, 2018 22:10:53 GMT
booked 4 different hotels today ready for next week...
Middlesex, ipsich, Northampton, bury St Edmunds (fucking pricey is bury st Edmunds)
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 5, 2018 18:02:31 GMT
Presumably you will be visiting St Edmunds grave??
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Post by happycarrot on Mar 5, 2018 20:34:18 GMT
Presumably you will be visiting St Edmunds grave?? Bury St Edmunds? think I get it..Is Mr Blobby buried near to him? |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 5, 2018 23:26:45 GMT
landed at my "hotel" (I use the term loosely) and the bathroom is <1m wide and approx. 2.5m long... that's what you get for £45 / night near London!
Less than a quater of bog roll in the room too; the morning shit will be interesting and I certaily i wouldnt want to be the hand-towel at around 7am...
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Post by iancransonsknees on Mar 6, 2018 3:59:46 GMT
The hotel internet "porn wall" is fast becoming an issue though. It's taken me a while to figure out that for regular travellers you can't actually book a room with one wall covered in porn. Travel Lodge and Premier Inn are missing a trick here. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 6, 2018 14:15:20 GMT
Yes, but in the latter 2 you can hear real people having sex through the paper thin walls so you don't need it.
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Post by Northy on Mar 6, 2018 15:55:36 GMT
Yes, but in the latter 2 you can hear real people having sex through the paper thin walls so you don't need it. Had that one time in a premier Inn and she was a giggler, imagine some bird laughing when you are trying to do the business ! |
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