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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 9, 2018 11:47:30 GMT
if you stopped to think about the amount of spunk spilled in a hotel bed, you'd never sleep there!
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Post by Northy on Jan 9, 2018 12:12:51 GMT
if you stopped to think about the amount of spunk spilled in a hotel bed, you'd never sleep there! Or just think of the young birds that have been nailed there previously |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 9, 2018 18:31:45 GMT
Chap on the train next to me had a surprise then, opened my browser but forgot the last search was "anal cream pie", bracing!
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Post by Northy on Jan 10, 2018 7:59:48 GMT
Chap on the train next to me had a surprise then, opened my browser but forgot the last search was "anal cream pie", bracing! I wonder if that's on the desert menu at the hotel, hope the young slim polish lady serves it and not the fat spanish one |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jan 10, 2018 10:58:54 GMT
Chap on the train next to me had a surprise then, opened my browser but forgot the last search was "anal cream pie", bracing! I wonder if that's on the desert menu at the hotel, hope the young slim polish lady serves it and not the fat spanish one If it is the fat Spanish one, ask him if he’ll come and be our manager! |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 10, 2018 23:33:04 GMT
London Tower hotel lastnight, views overlooking tower bridge, Quite impressive. Pints in st Katherines square; one man pub crawl.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 25, 2018 22:11:38 GMT
just this second checked in here, lovely little place but i'll be out of here in 8 hrs, barely time for drinky-poos   Following a days work near Bath I gotta spend Friday night in Swansea (mercure)... really don't like chains  |
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Post by Northy on Jan 26, 2018 13:34:03 GMT
just this second checked in here, lovely little place but i'll be out of here in 8 hrs, barely time for drinky-poos Following a days work near Bath I gotta spend Friday night in Swansea (mercure)... really don't like chains I stayed in the Mercure (think it was a Ramada at the time) in Swansea loads a few years ago, our offices were next door to the left as you look from the road, a nice lake behind to walk around, not far from swansea's ground which is down the road. However best to get yourself to Wind street in town, it will be bouncing tonight, a nice gentlemans club, cough, cough, at the bottom of Wind street - it's pronounced as wind, as in winding something up rather than the blowy weather stuff. You'll get on great with a surname like Jones  Just back from my usual in Stevange. Got the Crowne Plaza in Harrogate next week. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 29, 2018 21:20:30 GMT
just this second checked in here, lovely little place but i'll be out of here in 8 hrs, barely time for drinky-poos Following a days work near Bath I gotta spend Friday night in Swansea (mercure)... really don't like chains I stayed in the Mercure (think it was a Ramada at the time) in Swansea loads a few years ago, our offices were next door to the left as you look from the road, a nice lake behind to walk around, not far from swansea's ground which is down the road. However best to get yourself to Wind street in town, it will be bouncing tonight, a nice gentlemans club, cough, cough, at the bottom of Wind street - it's pronounced as wind, as in winding something up rather than the blowy weather stuff. You'll get on great with a surname like Jones Just back from my usual in Stevange. Got the Crowne Plaza in Harrogate next week. Three pints and a shit but expensive burger then bed; saw fuck all. nice enough though... paid £60 / night so cheap too. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 29, 2018 23:29:40 GMT
That's like par on a 370 yard par 4, perfectly ok but hard to see how you're scoring a 3
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Post by happycarrot on Feb 1, 2018 18:27:52 GMT
Trust me wasn't that kind of massage. Oddly am in Bangkok in the morning- not as classy a place as The Banyan Tree so the massage will probably be slightly different would imagine
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 1, 2018 19:24:33 GMT
Funny how many Chinese people are called Isaac Wang
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Post by Northy on Feb 2, 2018 9:04:44 GMT
working or 'lads golfing holiday'
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Post by happycarrot on Feb 3, 2018 10:40:00 GMT
working or 'lads golfing holiday' Doing some paperwork. Golf is so gay. |
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Post by happycarrot on Feb 7, 2018 15:22:03 GMT
Just booked into a hotel near to the highway in Bangkok because early flight- walls are so paper thin and a big mouthed Yank and a very deep voice female have just arrived next door. Am really not looking forward to the noises that may come out of there later. The girls yelling 'hello handsum man' every 30 seconds outside is bad enough at passers by without Cletus and The Crying Game about to indulge
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 7, 2018 22:38:05 GMT
had a job cancelled tomorrow, was supposed to stopping in ssome half posh joint in Hampshire tonight.
Few nights away next week, the Corby Hilton northamptonshire.
week after I've got a couple of nights in the isle of dogs; returning to the clarendon hotel (sounds better than it is... but its reasonable enough). Should have time for some local drinkypoos too.
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Post by Northy on Feb 8, 2018 16:29:47 GMT
had a job cancelled tomorrow, was supposed to stopping in ssome half posh joint in Hampshire tonight. Few nights away next week, the Corby Hilton northamptonshire. week after I've got a couple of nights in the isle of dogs; returning to the clarendon hotel (sounds better than it is... but its reasonable enough). Should have time for some local drinkypoos too. were you going to be stopping in the half that wasn't posh ? Corby - Glasgow in England |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 13, 2018 14:00:17 GMT
I'm 49 and I still find staying in a hotel for work vaguely exciting. I always ensure where possible I get there early enough for a couple of beer, a wank and a snooze before dinner.
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Post by Northy on Feb 13, 2018 15:05:28 GMT
I'm 49 and I still find staying in a hotel for work vaguely exciting. I always ensure where possible I get there early enough for a couple of beer, a wank and a snooze before dinner. I've got 4 nights in belfast from thursday, I'll be worn out with that second part of the strategy .... Big 5-0 this year then. |
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Post by happycarrot on Feb 13, 2018 18:41:31 GMT
I'm 49 and I still find staying in a hotel for work vaguely exciting. I always ensure where possible I get there early enough for a couple of beer, a wank and a snooze before dinner. The other guests would appreciate it it more if you did those in your room I reckon |
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