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Post by Northy on Aug 21, 2018 14:29:57 GMT
Just checked into a hotel in Camden. Normally stop in right shitholes when I'm in London but decided to spend an extra £25 and stay somewhere decent. I was sweating my tits off but I've now spotted the air conditioning. Chilling out watching the 42'' tv. Rachel Riley is looking sexy on Countdown and I've just solved the conundrum. Not sure whether to go to the pub next door or stay laid down on the king size double bed and have a Rachel Riley inspired wank. wank then pub, why limit yourself ? Not too far away in Stevenage, was thinking of Cambridge v Exeter or MK Dons v Grimsby (not been to MK ground before) or maybe just go for a run and a beer and food. |
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Post by Northy on Oct 17, 2018 18:21:39 GMT
Currently sat in the rooftop bar and restaurant of Hotel Indigo, 1 Leicester Square, London.
There's a red carpet film premiere doing on down below, no idea what film.
Great views all across London, he city, shard, the eye etc. People quaffing champers and cocktails and eating canapes,
Table for 1 burger chips and a beer, you can take a bloke out of Stoke .....
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Post by Time4aPINT on Nov 6, 2018 14:55:32 GMT
Staying at a cheap hotel near King's Cross Train Station. I'm in a tiny basement room with this lovely view. You can just about see the wooden ladder that is my emergency fire escape. Only problem is the window doesn't open and the gate at the top of the ladder is locked with a chain and padlock. Apart from that it's perfect for a one night stay and was half the price of the last London hotel I stayed in. Very impressed with the soft quilted bog paper. I'll give them extra stars for that if I can be arsed to leave a review.  |
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Post by Northy on Nov 6, 2018 15:41:06 GMT
Staying at a cheap hotel near King's Cross Train Station. I'm in a tiny basement room with this lovely view. You can just about see the wooden ladder that is my emergency fire escape. Only problem is the window doesn't open and the gate at the top of the ladder is locked with a chain and padlock. Apart from that it's perfect for a one night stay and was half the price of the last London hotel I stayed in. Very impressed with the soft quilted bog paper. I'll give them extra stars for that if I can be arsed to leave a review. Never had a fire safety inspection then  RIP T4AP  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Nov 6, 2018 15:56:23 GMT
I have an escape plan. The toilet is only fixed with two screws. Rip the toilet out and throw it through the window. Climb out of the window after placing a pillow over the broken glass. Climb up ladder with the second pillow stuffed up my shirt. Stick pillow on railing spikes and climb over to safety.
Might have some explaining to do if it's a false alarm but other than that... foolproof!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 6, 2018 17:44:53 GMT
Don’t worry, you’re more likely to drown from drunks pissing against the window all night
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Post by Northy on Nov 6, 2018 21:57:46 GMT
I have an escape plan. The toilet is only fixed with two screws. Rip the toilet out and throw it through the window. Climb out of the window after placing a pillow over the broken glass. Climb up ladder with the second pillow stuffed up my shirt. Stick pillow on railing spikes and climb over to safety. Might have some explaining to do if it's a false alarm but other than that... foolproof! I can see a call coming your way as the next Basildon Bond aka 003 1/2 |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 7, 2018 15:59:26 GMT
what was the breakfast like??
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Post by Time4aPINT on Nov 7, 2018 16:39:53 GMT
what was the breakfast like?? The breakfast wasn't included. Had a Wetherspoons large breakfast washed down with a pint of beer. Fantastic! |
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Post by danceswithclams on Sept 14, 2019 22:26:01 GMT
On The Algarve at the moment.
Not staying in a hotel but I went in one today (Holiday Inn) and it was shit.
That is all.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 15, 2019 8:15:16 GMT
Stayed at Alton Towers last week, left at ten on Saturday morning and the queue to get in the car stretched back to JCB at Rocester, it was a thing of beauty
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Post by Northy on Sept 20, 2019 6:57:50 GMT
Crowne Plaza on Plymouth Hoe last weekend, used to be a Holiday Inn, got a pool, spa, gym, marco Pierre white restaurant, i ate down at the Barbican as it was sea food festival weekend.
Currently down near Boscastle/Tintagel for the week, excellent weather.
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Post by Northy on Oct 11, 2019 16:47:53 GMT
Hilton hotel next to Amsterdam central station this week, room looked into a central courtyard, when some of the other rooms had the lights on you could see right through the net curtains, I kept my lights off so people didnt think I was in
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 11, 2019 19:07:04 GMT
Hilton hotel next to Amsterdam central station this week, room looked into a central courtyard, when some of the other rooms had the lights on you could see right through the net curtains, I kept my lights off so people didnt think I was in Fantastic! Nothing wrong with perving on people with your lights off. Hope there were a few interesting views. |
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Post by danceswithclams on Oct 15, 2019 22:38:04 GMT
Novotel Sheffield, Friday just gone.
Full of chinks.
Also, fucked my rear passenger door scraping it against one of the many, ridiculously placed pillars in the hall of mirrors-esque underground 'carpark' (that was actually just a basement hastily transformed into a carpark by painting lines demarking spaces seemingly at random).
£15 for 24 hours parking too, money grabbing cunts.
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Post by Northy on Oct 16, 2019 13:26:07 GMT
Novotel Sheffield, Friday just gone. Full of chinks. Also, fucked my rear passenger door scraping it against one of the many, ridiculously placed pillars in the hall of mirrors-esque underground 'carpark' (that was actually just a basement hastily transformed into a carpark by painting lines demarking spaces seemingly at random). £15 for 24 hours parking too, money grabbing cunts. Most hotels do seem to be full of them these days |
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Post by danceswithclams on Oct 16, 2019 21:53:45 GMT
Pillars or chinks?
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Post by Northy on Oct 21, 2019 12:25:02 GMT
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 23, 2019 14:51:15 GMT
They'll be coming on the submarines identified on the other thread, no-one can see the cunts.
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Post by danceswithclams on Oct 26, 2019 0:39:54 GMT
They'll be coming on the submarines identified on the other thread, no-one can see the cunts. I think they're coming in refrigerated trucks to be fair mate. |
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