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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 2, 2017 16:15:19 GMT
Rules are the only thing they won't bend
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Post by happycarrot on May 2, 2017 20:33:36 GMT
Sir Lenny Cunt as I think he's known as now Unfair on people who are right cunts comparing them to Lenny Henry |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on May 2, 2017 22:11:29 GMT
premiere inn Falkirk for the next month or so... proper Alan Partridge style!
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Post by iancransonsknees on May 3, 2017 3:52:34 GMT
premiere inn Falkirk for the next month or so... proper Alan Partridge style! Don't forget your big plate. |
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Post by Northy on May 3, 2017 16:39:13 GMT
Holiday inn express Stevenage this week, Madrid next week, just seen my hotel is on plaza margaret thatcher and the nearest underground station is colon
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on May 3, 2017 18:37:23 GMT
Titanic in Liverpool is a great hotel but they over serve 3/4 pints the robbing scouse cunts.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 3, 2017 21:51:17 GMT
Titanic in Liverpool is a great hotel but they over serve 3/4 pints the robbing scouse cunts. Good place to stay if you want someone to go down on you |
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Post by happycarrot on May 4, 2017 7:48:53 GMT
Holiday inn express Stevenage this week, Madrid next week, just seen my hotel is on plaza margaret thatcher and the nearest underground station is colon Good pubs near Colon .Good area to stay. Stopped then when went to see Real Madrid |
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Post by Northy on May 4, 2017 11:33:27 GMT
Holiday inn express Stevenage this week, Madrid next week, just seen my hotel is on plaza margaret thatcher and the nearest underground station is colon Good pubs near Colon .Good area to stay. Stopped then when went to see Real Madrid its the 2nd leg of the Madrid CL derby next week, Athletico v Ronaldo. I think I'll pop up to have a look at Athleticos new stadium at some point, it's ready for next season. |
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Post by happycarrot on May 4, 2017 19:07:22 GMT
Good pubs near Colon .Good area to stay. Stopped then when went to see Real Madrid its the 2nd leg of the Madrid CL derby next week, Athletico v Ronaldo. I think I'll pop up to have a look at Athleticos new stadium at some point, it's ready for next season. was on a school trip in Santander the day racing got promoted for the first time ever, was 11 I think. Was mental ...am sure I saw a local raping a chicken after the game |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on May 9, 2017 21:25:39 GMT
will put a stone on in the coming weeks; full cooked breakfast, sarnies at lunch then 2 courses & several pints every night, not good living like partridge  |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on May 9, 2017 22:25:26 GMT
will put a stone on in the coming weeks; full cooked breakfast, sarnies at lunch then 2 courses & several pints every night, not good living like partridge Sounds alright to me. |
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Post by iancransonsknees on May 10, 2017 5:58:47 GMT
will put a stone on in the coming weeks; full cooked breakfast, sarnies at lunch then 2 courses & several pints every night, not good living like partridge Are you snacking on Toblerone's too? |
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Post by Northy on May 10, 2017 15:48:11 GMT
foreign hotels that dont have a kettle in the room, twats, ive nicked a bottle of water from a meeting room  |
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Post by happycarrot on May 10, 2017 17:07:40 GMT
foreign hotels that dont have a kettle in the room, twats, ive nicked a bottle of water from a meeting room I often wondered who actually used those kettles in hotel rooms ,bit like those shower caps or nail files :-) |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 10, 2017 18:55:32 GMT
Handy to piss in if u can't be arsed going to the bog
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Post by happycarrot on May 10, 2017 19:08:37 GMT
Handy to piss in if u can't be arsed going to the bog Could be used as a water pillow as well I guess. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on May 10, 2017 19:45:26 GMT
foreign hotels that dont have a kettle in the room, twats, ive nicked a bottle of water from a meeting room I often wondered who actually used those kettles in hotel rooms ,bit like those shower caps or nail files :-) ME! always have a brew first thing... a piss flavoured brew by the sounds of it! |
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Post by happycarrot on May 10, 2017 20:13:11 GMT
Why do you always get Toblerone and nuts?
I stayed at a place called the Banyan Tree in Bangkok and within an hour of checking in I had 5 people arrive at the door all with different things...flowers, some kind of fruit juice, a fruit a basket, chocolates etc but my fave was a woman with a few bowls of colourful stuff for my complimentary massage. I hate massages and declined and eventually got so pissed off I stopped answering the door as would have been answering it all night at that rate. Could imagine being asleep at 3am and someone arriving with my complimentary pen holder or sock divider. Lovely hotel though and had free cocktails between 7 and 8 at their rooftop bar, Vertigo...am scared shit-less of heights and couldn't do it.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on May 10, 2017 21:15:05 GMT
Why do you always get Toblerone and nuts? I stayed at a place called the Banyan Tree in Bangkok and within an hour of checking in I had 5 people arrive at the door all with different things...flowers, some kind of fruit juice, a fruit a basket, chocolates etc but my fave was a woman with a few bowls of colourful stuff for my complimentary massage. I hate massages and declined and eventually got so pissed off I stopped answering the door as would have been answering it all night at that rate. Could imagine being asleep at 3am and someone arriving with my complimentary pen holder or sock divider. Lovely hotel though and had free cocktails between 7 and 8 at their rooftop bar, Vertigo...am scared shit-less of heights and couldn't do it. for clarification; you turned down free stuff, oily sex and free beer?  |
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