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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 17, 2016 14:10:24 GMT
I'm on my 3rd shit if the day already.
If I'd have had a big weekend this wouldn't be uncommon, but not a drop has passed these sculpted chiselled lips for a few days.
Anyone else try to do a few days of living clean and get punished with poop?
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 17, 2016 14:21:43 GMT
Joe Dirt-box
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Oct 17, 2016 15:25:04 GMT
I'm on my 3rd shit if the day already. If I'd have had a big weekend this wouldn't be uncommon, but not a drop has passed these sculpted chiselled lips for a few days. Anyone else try to do a few days of living clean and get punished with poop? You spelt of wrong you fucking nonners. |
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 17, 2016 15:30:04 GMT
Twatwaffle strikes again
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 17, 2016 16:09:31 GMT
I'm on my 3rd shit if the day already. If I'd have had a big weekend this wouldn't be uncommon, but not a drop has passed these sculpted chiselled lips for a few days. Anyone else try to do a few days of living clean and get punished with poop? You spelt of wrong you fucking nonners. Fuck me, maybe I am he? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 17, 2016 17:44:42 GMT
Yes, my own log rate has increased, quite often I need a second sitting to pinch a loaf ...
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 17, 2016 18:41:33 GMT
Yes, my own log rate has increased, quite often I need a second sitting to pinch a loaf ... Solidarity my brother |
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Post by Northy on Oct 17, 2016 19:00:35 GMT
i always think that more comes out than goes in, maybe Im full of it
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 17, 2016 20:12:30 GMT
You can set your watch by my bum hole, every morning 5 minutes after awakening (thankfully not 5 minutes before waking up!).
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 17, 2016 21:13:55 GMT
You can set your watch by my bum hole, every morning 5 minutes after awakening (thankfully not 5 minutes before waking up!). Daft cunt, you should be doing it in works time |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 23, 2016 21:31:59 GMT
We only have one toilet and the kids (3&6) have somehow aligned themselves in a synchro-turd routine.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 23, 2016 22:36:20 GMT
I have 3 toilets and can be shit flexible
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Post by Northy on Oct 24, 2016 7:31:09 GMT
I have 3 toilets and can be shit flexible any outside still ? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 24, 2016 16:32:53 GMT
Not a one sadly
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 24, 2016 22:19:24 GMT
If you can afford the upkeep & maintence on 3 inside shitters I'm pretty sure an outhouse isn't beyond your means! I'm hoping for your sake council tax never gets calculated on number of latrines. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 24, 2016 22:46:04 GMT
To be fair, I only usually shit in works time
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 14, 2016 20:58:22 GMT
Worryingly, I've not had today's ablution; Nor do I fancy one at the moment...
There may be trouble ahead (de der, de de der der).
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 15, 2016 16:48:13 GMT
Jeez, my arse has been like a Mr Whippy machine today, with my output looking like a walnut whip (without the eponymous nut) sitting there on the raft of arsewipe I like to install to prevent "Neptune's kiss"...
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Nov 15, 2016 18:03:30 GMT
Flash 3 toilet cunt.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 15, 2016 21:29:53 GMT
Works toilet, but I did curl one off in the main bathroom 2 hours ago whilst eating a slice of pizza, I'm all about the class
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