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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Apr 1, 2017 16:05:44 GMT
Like an avocado one imagines One can dream |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Apr 1, 2017 17:56:36 GMT
As of late I have been dropping surprisingly large logs first thing. Very much like picnic bars with a few maltesers dropping randomly in the thunderbox. Strange.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 1, 2017 18:08:14 GMT
welcome back sausage!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 1, 2017 19:53:35 GMT
As of late I have been dropping surprisingly large logs first thing. Very much like picnic bars with a few maltesers dropping randomly in the thunderbox. Strange. Who the fuck is this cunt? |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 4, 2017 21:23:26 GMT
touch of the owd rockshit today; if I was a worrier / facebook diagnostic I'd call it constipation; truth be known its just a solid, well formed turd.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 5, 2017 9:39:52 GMT
I'm amazed we don't have a photo gallery , just taken a picture of some chick on the trains arse, its hypnotic
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Apr 5, 2017 12:55:29 GMT
Just had a poo
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Apr 12, 2017 15:35:07 GMT
Thinking about making a deposit but to be honest i'm going to wait until i'm at home.
I'm all about comfort and surroundings these days whilst evacuating.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Apr 12, 2017 15:35:20 GMT
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Apr 12, 2017 15:38:03 GMT
I didn't have one but I'd feel comfortable about having a shite on a train now. I was suspect of their door mechanisms and their competence but they're definitely better than previous.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 12, 2017 19:10:05 GMT
I didn't have one but I'd feel comfortable about having a shite on a train now. I was suspect of their door mechanisms and their competence but they're definitely better than previous. do said train deposits still get jettisoned on the track? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 12, 2017 19:11:32 GMT
That shitting on the train cunt does it every other day now, just as we pass Clontarf rd he goes in and curls one off , it's like some sort of habit
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Post by Northy on Apr 13, 2017 11:04:43 GMT
had blood test done a couple of weeks ago, low red blood cells, Ive been mostly having steak and guinness all week, things were rather black this morning
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Apr 13, 2017 19:05:04 GMT
Just dropped the Mother of All Bombs.
A single nugget of poo, no bigger than a gooseberry.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 24, 2017 11:14:45 GMT
Just done a massive fart. I had to let it out slowly to avoid the risk of following through. It rumbled it's way out for several seconds. For an encore my bumhole let out three tiny little farts. Each one slightly higher pitched than the last. It was beautiful and not too smelly. If only I had thought to record the sound. It would have been an intenet sensation.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 24, 2017 16:09:14 GMT
Sadly due to the statins I've started taking, logs are a distant memory, just fucking angel delight twice a day ....😞
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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 24, 2017 16:24:29 GMT
Sadly due to the statins I've started taking, logs are a distant memory, just fucking angel delight twice a day ....😞 Chocolate angel delight I hope. If your poo is bright pink, go and see a doctor! |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 24, 2017 18:36:06 GMT
Or butterscotch maybe ...
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Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 1, 2018 22:54:38 GMT
I've been eating more fruit than normal in the last few days. All has been going well but I've just done an explosive dump. A build up of fart gas caused the crap log to shoot out of my arse and torpedo into the water where it appeared to disintegrate. After flushing there was a small poo mark left under the water level where it must have impacted causing the disintegration.
It hurt slightly as the torpedo turd shot out but fortunately all is well and I feel great now!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 2, 2018 14:01:26 GMT
I've been eating more fruit than normal in the last few days. All has been going well but I've just done an explosive dump. A build up of fart gas caused the crap log to shoot out of my arse and torpedo into the water where it appeared to disintegrate. After flushing there was a small poo mark left under the water level where it must have impacted causing the disintegration. It hurt slightly as the torpedo turd shot out but fortunately all is well and I feel great now! Sounds like one of them animations of the asteroid hitting the earth |
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