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Post by Northy on Jan 26, 2017 9:25:47 GMT
Had to get out of bed for a shit on THREE occasions last night. Fortunately the explosive semi liquid hot shits are now just a dark (slightly yellowy to be precise) distant memory. Today's dumping experience has been much less unpleasant. All is well again! a bad pint or too much chilli sauce? 2 nights away and free from the Mrs over feeding of roasted Veg and home made veg soup and I'm all back to normal |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 12, 2017 8:48:34 GMT
This mornings poo was so potent that even 55minutes after the event, the children are still refusing to go upstairs.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 14, 2017 21:52:00 GMT
Had a lovely poo earlier but I now need another one. Hope this one pops out as effortlessly as my earlier deposit did.
Laters dudes......
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 15, 2017 9:40:28 GMT
I was on the old chocolate rocket last night. Like a bombay firework. There were splatters at impossible angles.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Mar 28, 2017 11:26:33 GMT
Chilli pork chops last night followed by a textbook majestic singular solid shit.
It's moments like that which make you happy to be alive.
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Post by Northy on Mar 28, 2017 19:49:17 GMT
12oz rump steak last night, meaty farts all day
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 29, 2017 21:13:23 GMT
mothers for tea last week...
rib eye, onion rings, c on the c, tomato, triplple cooked chips & egg served on a dustbin lid; followed by pints & vodka.
Felt like I'd shit my spine out next day!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 30, 2017 21:06:31 GMT
Under cooked burger last night, I blasted a cubic yard if shit in a second, had a nap then was good to go out and drink a shed load at a fucking tenner a pint
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 30, 2017 22:02:28 GMT
Under cooked burger last night, I blasted a cubic yard if shit in a second, had a nap then was good to go out and drink a shed load at a fucking tenner a pint vodka redbull? |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 31, 2017 1:07:20 GMT
How the fuck are the fucking Scandinavian folk so fucking happy in life when it's ten fucking quid for a fucking pint.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 31, 2017 1:14:14 GMT
Had to double check that this wasn't the food thread before talking shit but.......
Did a poo earlier and thought there was blood in it but after a second slightly closer inspection I think the red bits were probably tomato skin.
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Mar 31, 2017 6:43:14 GMT
Got a bit of a dodgy stomach after last night take away.
Can't wait for some bowel movement and to just shite it all out.
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Post by Northy on Mar 31, 2017 6:54:51 GMT
How the fuck are the fucking Scandinavian folk so fucking happy in life when it's ten fucking quid for a fucking pint. they get paid shedloads more than us |
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Post by Northy on Mar 31, 2017 6:56:22 GMT
I'm in the middle of 3 days of catching mine on the way out and sending samples away, hopefully no dodgy burgers or pints otherwise things could get messy
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Mar 31, 2017 9:01:21 GMT
Think it was just trapped fart. Probably too much onion in a beer full of ale.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Mar 31, 2017 9:46:25 GMT
Made some Deep fried pork in what can only be described as a "volcanic" marinade last night.
I know something big is about to do down shit wise and I'm fucking scared for my derriere'.
On the plus side it's a Friday and no women are in work today, so I can fucking ruin the ladies bogs when I need to without fear of judgement or being put on the register. Every cloud and all that shite...
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 31, 2017 15:01:45 GMT
I'm in the middle of 3 days of catching mine on the way out and sending samples away, hopefully no dodgy burgers or pints otherwise things could get messy It's amazing the amount of shit that gets sold on ebay. |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Mar 31, 2017 23:38:10 GMT
Been brewing it all day...just dropped it:
Small in length with an impressive girth. Quite firm, dark in colour and with limited stench.
Glad to be rid of the bugger.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 1, 2017 15:19:12 GMT
Like an avocado one imagines
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Apr 1, 2017 16:05:34 GMT
Like an avocado one imagines One can dream |
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