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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Nov 22, 2016 8:02:04 GMT
Too much beer last night...got a honking shite brewing.
But we did beat Shaun 'The Dark Destroyer' Wallace in a pub quiz. Very nice bloke.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 22, 2016 10:03:10 GMT
Those shites are known as "escape subs" in official circles and can be a key component in hangover recovery.,
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Nov 22, 2016 18:23:24 GMT
Too much beer last night...got a honking shite brewing. But we did beat Shaun 'The Dark Destroyer' Wallace in a pub quiz. Very nice bloke. Bet he's laid a fair few dark destroyers in him time the sick bastard. |
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Post by Northy on Nov 24, 2016 9:59:43 GMT
Tried out a new Indian in town last night, The Bombay Quay, all cleared out this morning ...  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 24, 2016 15:51:32 GMT
I just did a Bungles Finger and me arse still hurts... its unusual as my logs have been very un log like recently.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 24, 2016 15:55:35 GMT
I don't doubt it, "drawing an ace" refers to the act of a "one wipe special", i.e. the shit has slipped out of your arse like an otter off the bank leaving your freckle so spotless that a single wipe leaves you looking at a perfectly clean wad of paper you could probably blow your nose on. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 18, 2017 20:49:39 GMT
don't think ive had one today, better check my watch.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 22, 2017 10:36:27 GMT
this mornings smelt distinctly like matches.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 22, 2017 12:45:35 GMT
Jesus, had an attack of shitterish allsorts this morning, sounded like a bag of shoes falling out of a loft
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Post by Northy on Jan 22, 2017 18:43:20 GMT
this mornings smelt distinctly like matches. ah, the bomb (cordite) |
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Post by Northy on Jan 22, 2017 18:45:07 GMT
tried out a new energy gel on a run, it was better than 4 pints of Bass for moving things along, wont be using that one again
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 22, 2017 22:24:38 GMT
tried out a new energy gel on a run, it was better than 4 pints of Bass for moving things along, wont be using that one again to be fair, it will probably spur you on to get to the finish quicker! |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 22, 2017 23:28:41 GMT
Another collection of plops, like a pensioner falling downstairs it was ...
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Post by Northy on Jan 23, 2017 8:46:20 GMT
She's been feeding me too many green vegetables, it smelt like a field of cow pats this morning
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 23, 2017 11:22:05 GMT
Not an unattractive smell, one should aim for a smell so bad you make yourself heave, thats the Holy Grail of shits.
That or a gigantic log that makes the following user gag when they see it. Ideally one should loiter in an adjoining urinal to hear the full effect of ones handywork.
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Post by Northy on Jan 23, 2017 12:00:45 GMT
Another collection of plops, like a pensioner falling downstairs it was ... drink more beer |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 23, 2017 12:13:30 GMT
I still remember "Dougal", the log someone laid in a toilet in our student accommodation when I was 18, the thing was like a draught excluder, resistant to all flushing, it hung around for 4 days before vanishing mysteriously. People used to come to visit it because they didn't believe our stories of its size and constitution. funny, that was 30 years ago and I remember it well, but significant important facts drift out of my brain the second I've heard them. Conversation with boss goes like "No Shane, I can't remember what the Ambassador said in the meeting, but I do know the lyrics from The Bad and Lowdown World of the Kane Gang, even though I last listened to that album in 1989."
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 23, 2017 20:03:49 GMT
Just had a cracking shit with minimum wipage needed. What a time to be alive.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jan 23, 2017 20:58:17 GMT
Had to get out of bed for a shit on THREE occasions last night. Fortunately the explosive semi liquid hot shits are now just a dark (slightly yellowy to be precise) distant memory.
Today's dumping experience has been much less unpleasant. All is well again!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 23, 2017 21:24:28 GMT
Ah, the brown firework
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