Fitness Thread

[Northy]

Jul 17, 2022 20:56:56 GMT Time4aPINT said:

Jul 17, 2022 18:19:04 GMT Northy said:

I'm running the London marathon in October for the charity Autistica

Is it possible to cheat and get the tube?

I'm not sure I am capable of running anymore. I can walk miles with no major effort and jogging short distances is ok.
Played 5-a-side football a few weeks ago and tried to sprint back to thwart a counter attack and my legs just gave way and I fell over quicker than Mo Salah does in the opposition penalty area. Fortunately the player with the ball was too busy pissing himself laughing that he spooned his shot high and wide but I'm never going to try running again!

No, they have tracking and timing mats every 5k

[Northy]

Had a good race despite a shitty head cold all week and the sunshine, I actually got sunburnt shoulders.

Did it in 3.52, was hoping for sub 3.50 to qualify for Boston but alas didn't quite make it, so onto the next one in Manchester in the spring.

[Mr_Sausage]

My fitness regime is the three shits a day. So exhausting.

Thought when you retired it went down to one a day.

Fucking exhausting this retirement bollocks.