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Post by Mr_Sausage on Apr 15, 2014 19:34:45 GMT
I don't know why we don't breed big fuck off rats with Bubonic Plague and just airdrop crateloads of them onto the dirty bastards. The lot would be dead nice and quick, then we could just nuke, napalm, or neutron bomb the rats to clear it up. Or then drop a load of pussy cats on to catch all the rats. The cats could then be rounded up with the lure of a giant ball of wool. Or just fly over with Dawn French's prawn stinking fanny hanging out of a planes bomb bay doors  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 2, 2014 13:56:35 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 2, 2014 14:10:24 GMT
Timeline
February 2014 - Outbreak of a haemorrhagic illness in south-east Guinea
March 2014 - Outbreak of Ebola confirmed in south-east Guinea. There are 86 cases, including 59 deaths.
Later that month, tests confirm Ebola has spread into Liberia.
May 2014 - Sierra Leone confirms Ebola has spread to the Kailahun district, in the east of the country.
June 2014 - MSF declares the Ebola outbreak is "out of control"
July 2014 - Death toll: Guinea, 302. Liberia, 67. Sierra Leone 99. Total number of deaths in West Africa 468.
Sources: PHE and WHO
468 dead, I think I'll avoid West Africa for a while!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 2, 2014 15:42:00 GMT
You're still more likely to be shot by extremists or various other tribal nut jobs than catch Ebola though, good job they weren't in the World Cup !!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 3, 2014 14:23:39 GMT
linkyWhy is it always the incompetent that have to deal with major global threats. This would have been wiped out weeks ago if it started in blighty. Incompetence will lead to this shit being huge. Fuck off Tony Ebola.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 3, 2014 15:53:17 GMT
I think if you have ebola, the last thing you will be worrid about is the size of your shits!
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jul 3, 2014 20:43:41 GMT
'Tony Ebola!'  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 26, 2014 13:41:44 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 29, 2014 18:40:09 GMT
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jul 29, 2014 19:36:07 GMT
I think I heard something about a 'Tony' patient either escaping or being kidnapped?! Or am I making it up?
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jul 29, 2014 19:38:52 GMT
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 29, 2014 19:41:22 GMT
Doesn't fill you with confidence does it.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Jul 29, 2014 19:55:13 GMT
I imagine Glasgow is riddled with it by now. Just watching the boxing and a black lad's gone down like a sack of spuds without being hit. I guess it's past its incubation period in him.
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Jul 29, 2014 20:43:20 GMT
Can someone please pay for plane tickets to New Guinea for Sol Campbell so we don't have to listen to or read his usual 'race card' bollocks. I reckon he only does it to take attention away from the fact that he is a raving shit stabber [allegedly]
I fucking hate the cunt.
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Post by One-Two on Aug 17, 2014 14:55:54 GMT
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-28827091Protesters have attacked and looted an Ebola quarantine centre in Liberia. The looters have taken infected blood-stained bed sheets and the patients have all left. Just when you think people can't get any more stupid.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 17, 2014 15:15:11 GMT
Wow. Stealing blood stained sheets that could be infected with ebola. This outbreak isn't going to be under control anytime soon.
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Post by The Turtle on Aug 17, 2014 16:02:44 GMT
One of the looters. She may be riddled with Ebola but she's also got a terrific rack on her. Well done, soon to be dead young lady.  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 17, 2014 19:28:48 GMT
One of the looters. She may be riddled with Ebola but she's also got a terrific rack on her. Well done, soon to be dead young lady. Note to self, cancel going to that car boot sale in Liberia, the ironic thing is the country is called Liberia but none of em look like big readers.... |
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Post by One-Two on Aug 17, 2014 19:50:53 GMT
Oh hell yes! (If she weren't riddled with AIDs and Ebola.)
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Post by Stokiecat on Aug 17, 2014 20:15:01 GMT
I had a sort-of similar experience watching a BBC news report of fleeing Yazidi's on Mount Sinjar, which they chose to illustrate with this picture  My first thought was the woman on the left has a great outfit. Refugee-chic. Then I thought I truly have a vacuous existence. |
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